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Notice of Disapproval Notepad

$9.00
Notice of Disapproval Notepad - Official Midlife Pilot Podcast

Finally, a way to officially document life's daily failures with the authority they deserve.

Our Notice of Disapproval notepad lets you issue proper documentation for substandard performance in all areas of daily living. Whether your spouse forgot the grocery list, your teenager "chased the centerline" while learning to drive, or your friend's coffee was critically weak, now you have the official paperwork to match the situation.

Perfect for:
• Passive-aggressive office communication
• Spousal currency enforcement
• Documenting your teenager's "poor ADM" (Adulting Decision Making)
• Gift-giving to your pilot friends who will absolutely get the joke
• Leaving on the kitchen counter when dinner plans go awry

Features:
• 5.5" x 6" tear-off notepad format
• 50 sheets per pad
• Pre-printed checkboxes for common life failures
• Space for "Other Deficiencies Observed" (because life is unpredictable)
• Official-looking design that's clearly satirical
• Remedial action section including "Groveling Required" and "Flowers and/or Chocolate"
• Authentic "FAILED" stamp graphic
• Warning: "Arguing with examiner = automatic FAIL"

Not approved by any actual authority. For entertainment purposes only. Void where prohibited by spouse.

*Note: Issuing this form does not guarantee compliance. Side effects may include eye-rolling, defensive justifications, and sleeping on the couch. Use at your own risk.

5.5″ × 6″

• 40 or 50 single-sided tear-away pages
• Hard cardboard or magnetic backing
• All pages feature the same design as the front

Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.
Notice of Disapproval Notepad - Official Midlife Pilot Podcast

Finally, a way to officially document life's daily failures with the authority they deserve.

Our Notice of Disapproval notepad lets you issue proper documentation for substandard performance in all areas of daily living. Whether your spouse forgot the grocery list, your teenager "chased the centerline" while learning to drive, or your friend's coffee was critically weak, now you have the official paperwork to match the situation.

Perfect for:
• Passive-aggressive office communication
• Spousal currency enforcement
• Documenting your teenager's "poor ADM" (Adulting Decision Making)
• Gift-giving to your pilot friends who will absolutely get the joke
• Leaving on the kitchen counter when dinner plans go awry

Features:
• 5.5" x 6" tear-off notepad format
• 50 sheets per pad
• Pre-printed checkboxes for common life failures
• Space for "Other Deficiencies Observed" (because life is unpredictable)
• Official-looking design that's clearly satirical
• Remedial action section including "Groveling Required" and "Flowers and/or Chocolate"
• Authentic "FAILED" stamp graphic
• Warning: "Arguing with examiner = automatic FAIL"

Not approved by any actual authority. For entertainment purposes only. Void where prohibited by spouse.

*Note: Issuing this form does not guarantee compliance. Side effects may include eye-rolling, defensive justifications, and sleeping on the couch. Use at your own risk.

5.5″ × 6″

• 40 or 50 single-sided tear-away pages
• Hard cardboard or magnetic backing
• All pages feature the same design as the front

Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.